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Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nbombed, app gave my ideas a background check I built bombed, app to judge jokes, and now it is judging my ideas. That was not in the brochure. I thought the app would say this punchline needs a sharper turn. Instead it looks at my whole life and says Jesse. This premise has too many unpaid branches. Fair. My idealist looks like a bus station for ambition. Comedy app cleaning business dream builds four colors colors of my pain linked in YouTube Instagram Facebook ex audio lessons AI videos client samples book movies and one note that just says make money underlying like a threat bombed. 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