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Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nbombed, app made my AI explain itself AI is funny because it talks like it knows what it is doing. It will say, absolutely Jesse, I completed the task with the confidence of a guy who definitely did not check the link. That is why bombed, app made my AI explain itself. Not just give me output, explain the joke, explain the weak spot, explain the title, explain why this audio matters, explain what Jesse is supposed to learn while driving to the next job. That is the difference between a toy and a tool. A toy impresses you for five minutes. A tool makes the next five minutes easier. 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