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[00000.00-00002.56] In a world where an eight-year-old had a usual,
[00002.56-00004.80] Meet Jesse Solas, third grade,
[00004.80-00007.92] Wallet full of cash, a hundred to two hundred a day at the peak,
[00007.92-00011.12] Please silence your phones, we tried to silence the candy,
[00011.12-00014.32] It did not take, this is killed Jesse.
[00014.32-00016.72] He'd go the usual, I'm eight and I got a usual,
[00016.72-00019.76] You know who else has a usual, alcoholics and hit men.
[00019.76-00022.00] That's the shelf they kept my little ass on,
[00022.00-00025.04] I bought candy by weight, not a piece, not a bag,
[00025.04-00028.08] Wait, give me a pound of the gummy shit.
[00028.08-00032.80] A budget and 8 p.m. bedtime, most dangerous financial profile in America.
[00033.68-00039.28] Big kids tried me. I did not fight. I paid. Entire box of snickers, not a bar, a box you want
[00039.28-00044.48] a punch. I want a receipt that ain't recess. That's a contract. I outsourced the fight and I paid
[00044.48-00050.16] in chocolate. Best customers were foodies. Love the munchies. I gave everybody credit.
[00050.16-00054.32] That is when the business took off. Not when I got tough. When I said put it on the tab,
[00054.32-00057.20] That's not kindness. That's a store with no register.
[00058.08-00062.48] Ice cream man stopped not to sell me a cone to sell me inventory wholesale
[00063.04-00068.24] Other kids heard the song and ran outside with change. I heard the song and took a delivery that ain't a truck
[00068.32-00070.88] That's a supplier. I was eight with a supply chain
[00071.92-00077.76] Knock after dark. I'm asleep. I jump tell my mom. I got it. I had an 8 p.m. bedtime and a one-am store
[00078.00-00082.24] The munchies do not keep store hours. I was not a kid in bed. I was a night window
[00082.24-00087.60] Then the older kids started stealing, not buying, walking out with a store, I grabbed
[00087.60-00088.76] a baseball bat.
[00088.76-00091.98] That is not a kid, that is a shopkeeper, mom closed it.
[00091.98-00096.36] Dad was at work, I told her I got it, she decided I did not.
[00096.36-00101.12] Meet Jesse, 50, he still hunts 200 a day, same number, different store, the mop pays,
[00101.12-00103.32] the candy does not.
[00103.32-00107.64] Fable already cut this, their number is 3000, do not touch it till 18.
[00107.64-00111.28] At 11 the account is gone, my number is 5000, I think.
[00111.28-00116.68] grandmother sucked it away. Mom said I could spend it. Might has happened, lost it all.
[00116.68-00122.08] Green does not get to average that into 4000. I cannot hold my own treasury. I cannot pick
[00122.08-00128.28] one ending. I am 50 and I have two receipts for the same store. I stole a lifestyle from
[00128.28-00131.28] an eight year old. I am still spending it.