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[00000.00-00002.04] This is comedy, laughs and giggles.
[00002.04-00004.24] Kill Jesse, this next one is fake.
[00004.24-00005.08] Call him.
[00005.08-00007.92] 50. Third job. Three dogs.
[00007.92-00009.08] That's not dating.
[00009.08-00011.28] That's a kennel with a movie voice.
[00011.28-00012.16] Aussie.
[00012.16-00013.24] Captain, save?
[00013.24-00014.88] Oh, us, the golden retriever.
[00014.88-00016.40] If tonight's the night.
[00016.40-00018.52] Chris, the dog's filed the report.
[00018.52-00020.08] He's still waiting on a mob.
[00020.08-00022.56] Liam, AI versus Jesse.
[00022.56-00025.04] The robot writes, he pays to lose.
[00025.04-00026.80] All right, roast the set.
[00026.80-00028.28] That was in a minute.
[00028.28-00030.84] That was a Yelp review for Kibble!
[00030.84-00032.82] The dog joke landed.
[00032.82-00035.48] Everything after was him begging a mop for a callback.
[00035.48-00039.40] Four guys, one cannel, zero dates, who's the comic?
[00039.40-00043.48] I don't defend. I mop. I pick who comes back. That's kill Jesse.