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2026-09-01-aftershow-vince

[00000.00-00003.40] This is comedy, laughs and giggles after the show.
[00003.40-00004.96] This next one is fake.
[00004.96-00010.00] You dragged me to the parking lot to interview the guy you just murdered on stage.
[00010.00-00013.00] You bombed. I held the mic. How's the night treating you?
[00013.00-00018.48] The night's fine. It's your $5 library. That's homeless.
[00018.48-00021.44] Three free listens of you mopping.
[00021.44-00024.24] Three free listens. Then they pay. Sit down.
[00024.24-00028.92] Captain Save a Hope built a podcast so the jokes can dump them on a schedule.
[00028.92-00031.22] Fake! The jokes dump me for free!
[00031.22-00034.22] Five bucks is if you want to see it in the splash zone!
[00034.22-00038.12] Trailer guy booked a podcast for a bit that never showed up.
[00038.12-00040.12] I don't defend. I'm mob.
[00040.12-00042.62] And you still don't get the last joke, motherfucker.