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2026-09-01-aftershow-10

[00000.00-00002.14] This is comedy, laughs and giggles.
[00002.14-00004.04] After the show, this is fake.
[00004.04-00004.84] Talk shit.
[00004.84-00006.54] Mop.
[00006.54-00008.36] With a movie voice.
[00009.24-00012.88] Captain Sabahoe still tipping the pussy that robbed him.
[00012.88-00015.64] Five bucks a month to hear a man not get laid.
[00015.64-00017.96] I got laid. She left a review. Sit down.
[00017.96-00019.52] Shit, Midas.
[00019.52-00022.32] He touches a joke. It turns into a receipt.
[00022.32-00025.92] Trailer guy is a vacuum that learned to beg.
[00025.92-00028.12] The vacuum filed a report you didn't.
[00028.12-00030.68] I wouldn't fuck him with your dick.
[00030.68-00033.16] And he still wrote a book about crying.
[00033.16-00035.88] They sell's pain like a timeshare.
[00035.88-00037.36] Nobody renew.
[00037.36-00040.12] Pain sold, you're still free. That's the insult.
[00040.12-00043.32] 60 days in a room and he called it a brand.
[00043.32-00046.80] Pucking lot podcast. No club? No crowd.
[00046.80-00049.08] A mop interviewing the crime scene.
[00049.08-00051.92] He talks shit. Like a man whose dick writes,
[00051.92-00053.88] check his mop can't cash.
[00053.88-00055.52] I don't defend. I mop.
[00055.52-00058.52] Last joke's mind motherfuckers get in the car.