{"file": "audio/library/202-04-dating-after-50-cdbb379c10.mp3", "duration_sec": 48.1, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.08, "end": 6.18, "text": "Myra Deadpan here, round three of the Redline Adult Comedy Lab, topic dating after 50,"}, {"start": 6.18, "end": 9.36, "text": "set up a normal man turns 50 and buys a motorcycle."}, {"start": 9.36, "end": 14.0, "text": "Punchline Jesse turned 50 and hired artificial intelligence to roast his healing process."}, {"start": 14.0, "end": 16.56, "text": "Tag midlife crisis but make it exportable."}, {"start": 16.56, "end": 19.04, "text": "Second angle, Jesse says keep it simple."}, {"start": 19.04, "end": 23.68, "text": "Twist then asks for a 24-hour multi-agent comedy factory by morning."}, {"start": 23.68, "end": 26.0, "text": "Tag that is not simple."}, {"start": 26.0, "end": 29.04, "text": "That is NASA with punchlines and a sleep disorder."}, {"start": 29.04, "end": 33.04, "text": "Comedy lesson, start with a true Jesse behavior, twist it into a picture,"}, {"start": 33.04, "end": 35.68, "text": "then tag the same truth from a sharper angle."}, {"start": 35.68, "end": 38.88, "text": "Producer notes spoken as a lesson, not a stage direction."}, {"start": 38.88, "end": 43.6, "text": "Keep the line short, make the object visible, and cut anything that does not hit."}, {"start": 43.6, "end": 48.0, "text": "Button, if the joke makes Jesse laugh before he opens another tab it lives."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nMyra Deadpan here, round three of the Redline Adult Comedy Lab, topic dating after 50, set up a normal man turns 50 and buys a motorcycle. Punchline Jesse turned 50 and hired artificial intelligence to roast his healing process. Tag midlife crisis but make it exportable. Second angle, Jesse says keep it simple. Twist then asks for a 24-hour multi-agent comedy factory by morning. Tag that is not simple. That is NASA with punchlines and a sleep disorder. Comedy lesson, start with a true Jesse behavior, twist it into a picture, then tag the same truth from a sharper angle. Producer notes spoken as a lesson, not a stage direction. Keep the line short, make the object visible, and cut anything that does not hit. Button, if the joke makes Jesse laugh before he opens another tab it lives.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}