{"file": "audio/library/199-07-ai-voices-attention-861352e573.mp3", "duration_sec": 38.9, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 3.12, "text": "Boss Baby Tony here, round eight of the Red Line Adult Comedy Lab."}, {"start": 3.12, "end": 5.12, "text": "Topic AI Voice is an attention span."}, {"start": 5.12, "end": 6.88, "text": "Setup Jesse does not have tabs open."}, {"start": 6.88, "end": 9.12, "text": "Punchline, he has emotional windows with billing enabled."}, {"start": 9.12, "end": 10.32, "text": "Tag Chrome does not crash."}, {"start": 10.32, "end": 11.52, "text": "It begs for custody rights."}, {"start": 11.52, "end": 13.92, "text": "Second angle, his dating profile says entrepreneur."}, {"start": 13.92, "end": 17.52, "text": "Twist, but his eyes say I can explain the pipeline if you have no plans this weekend."}, {"start": 17.52, "end": 18.64, "text": "Tag, that is not romance."}, {"start": 18.64, "end": 19.92, "text": "That is onboarding with Cologne."}, {"start": 20.88, "end": 23.36, "text": "Comedy Lesson, start with a true Jesse behavior,"}, {"start": 23.36, "end": 26.96, "text": "twist it into a picture, then tag the same truth from a sharper angle."}, {"start": 26.96, "end": 28.72, "text": "Producer, note spoken as a lesson."}, {"start": 28.72, "end": 30.0, "text": "Not a stage direction."}, {"start": 30.0, "end": 32.16, "text": "Keep the line short, make the object visible,"}, {"start": 32.16, "end": 34.08, "text": "and cut anything that does not hit."}, {"start": 34.08, "end": 38.48, "text": "Button, if the joke makes Jesse laugh before he opens another tab, it lives."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nBoss Baby Tony here, round eight of the Red Line Adult Comedy Lab. Topic AI Voice is an attention span. Setup Jesse does not have tabs open. Punchline, he has emotional windows with billing enabled. Tag Chrome does not crash. It begs for custody rights. Second angle, his dating profile says entrepreneur. Twist, but his eyes say I can explain the pipeline if you have no plans this weekend. Tag, that is not romance. That is onboarding with Cologne. Comedy Lesson, start with a true Jesse behavior, twist it into a picture, then tag the same truth from a sharper angle. Producer, note spoken as a lesson. Not a stage direction. Keep the line short, make the object visible, and cut anything that does not hit. Button, if the joke makes Jesse laugh before he opens another tab, it lives.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}