{"file": "audio/library/084-211001-i-roast-battle-factory-hourly-2026-05-24-210019-audio-play-this-hourly-ai-roast-battle-mp3-0fae92ca49.mp3", "duration_sec": 58.0, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.96, "text": "Bombed AI-Rost Battle, our 9pm."}, {"start": 2.96, "end": 5.96, "text": "The target is Jesse, Dreamer, Lover, Computer Collector,"}, {"start": 5.96, "end": 9.6, "text": "and America's leading importer of unfinished zip files."}, {"start": 9.6, "end": 16.6, "text": "Jesse built Bombed app because therapy had too much eye contact"}, {"start": 16.6, "end": 19.52, "text": "and not enough stripe buttons."}, {"start": 19.52, "end": 22.44, "text": "Jesse owns enough computers to start a help desk"}, {"start": 22.44, "end": 25.6, "text": "but still needs help finding the play button."}, {"start": 25.6, "end": 28.8, "text": "A hundred women loved Jesse in different colors."}, {"start": 28.8, "end": 33.6, "text": "Calls that a drama. His calendar calls it a federal investigation."}, {"start": 33.6, "end": 39.6, "text": "Jesse says keep it simple then asks for a 24-7 multi-agent comedy factory."}, {"start": 39.6, "end": 43.72, "text": "That is not simple. That is NASA with jokes."}, {"start": 43.72, "end": 48.2, "text": "Comedy lesson. A punchline is a surprise that still feels true."}, {"start": 48.2, "end": 52.92, "text": "Jesse saying simple before building a robot comedy factory is both."}, {"start": 52.92, "end": 55.6, "text": "Draft-free judge the jokes, upgrade only winners."}, {"start": 55.6, "end": 58.0, "text": "Bombed app stop bombing start killing."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nBombed AI-Rost Battle, our 9pm. The target is Jesse, Dreamer, Lover, Computer Collector, and America's leading importer of unfinished zip files. Jesse built Bombed app because therapy had too much eye contact and not enough stripe buttons. Jesse owns enough computers to start a help desk but still needs help finding the play button. A hundred women loved Jesse in different colors. Calls that a drama. His calendar calls it a federal investigation. Jesse says keep it simple then asks for a 24-7 multi-agent comedy factory. That is not simple. That is NASA with jokes. Comedy lesson. A punchline is a surprise that still feels true. Jesse saying simple before building a robot comedy factory is both. Draft-free judge the jokes, upgrade only winners. Bombed app stop bombing start killing.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}