{"file": "audio/library/061-221001-hermes-cron-output-1e2cf33b3a29-2026-05-24-22-05-35-md-4bc2f1e8c2.mp3", "duration_sec": 63.7, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 1.66, "text": "BOMBED red line quick hit."}, {"start": 1.66, "end": 4.14, "text": "Schedule every 180M prompt important."}, {"start": 4.14, "end": 6.06, "text": "You are running as a scheduled cron job."}, {"start": 6.06, "end": 9.1, "text": "Delivery, your final response will be automatically delivered to the user."}, {"start": 9.1, "end": 11.9, "text": "Do not use send message or try to deliver the output yourself."}, {"start": 11.9, "end": 14.22, "text": "Just produce your report output as your final response"}, {"start": 14.22, "end": 15.76, "text": "and the system handles the rest."}, {"start": 15.76, "end": 18.22, "text": "Silent, if there is genuinely nothing new to report,"}, {"start": 18.22, "end": 22.14, "text": "respond with exactly silent, nothing else to suppress delivery."}, {"start": 22.14, "end": 24.1, "text": "Never combine silent with content,"}, {"start": 24.1, "end": 27.34, "text": "either report your findings normally or say silent and nothing more."}, {"start": 27.34, "end": 29.38, "text": "Jesse wants the computer and AI software"}, {"start": 29.38, "end": 31.94, "text": "managed into a nonstop flow that teaches adult comedy"}, {"start": 31.94, "end": 34.1, "text": "and turns his life into stand-up punchlines tags,"}, {"start": 34.1, "end": 36.18, "text": "roast battles and a comedy movie show."}, {"start": 36.18, "end": 37.22, "text": "Do not ask questions."}, {"start": 37.22, "end": 38.58, "text": "Do not post publicly."}, {"start": 38.58, "end": 41.1, "text": "Do not spend credits or use paid SaaS video tools."}, {"start": 41.1, "end": 42.58, "text": "Do not use agent opus."}, {"start": 42.58, "end": 44.7, "text": "Save draft only files."}, {"start": 44.7, "end": 46.86, "text": "Read first, create a timestamp lesson packet"}, {"start": 46.86, "end": 49.82, "text": "under named comedy school lesson Yimmed HHMMSS."}, {"start": 49.82, "end": 50.42, "text": "MD."}, {"start": 50.42, "end": 52.58, "text": "Also copy it to each packet must include"}, {"start": 52.58, "end": 55.26, "text": "one one real life topic from Jesse's life turning 50,"}, {"start": 55.26, "end": 58.5, "text": "dating after 50, cleaning business, dogs, AI command center,"}, {"start": 58.5, "end": 60.62, "text": "Hermie's open-claw DGX Spark,"}, {"start": 60.62, "end": 63.94, "text": "trying to beat Kiltoni in 57 days needing."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. 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Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nBOMBED red line quick hit. Schedule every 180M prompt important. You are running as a scheduled cron job. Delivery, your final response will be automatically delivered to the user. Do not use send message or try to deliver the output yourself. Just produce your report output as your final response and the system handles the rest. Silent, if there is genuinely nothing new to report, respond with exactly silent, nothing else to suppress delivery. Never combine silent with content, either report your findings normally or say silent and nothing more. 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