{"file": "redline-news-7.mp3", "duration_sec": 128.9, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 3.2, "text": "Live from bombed.app, the red line news,"}, {"start": 3.2, "end": 7.14, "text": "your anchors Tony and Benny."}, {"start": 7.14, "end": 8.18, "text": "I'm Tony."}, {"start": 8.18, "end": 11.02, "text": "I'm Benny, top story."}, {"start": 11.02, "end": 14.42, "text": "A company selling bottled air for 40 bucks a can"}, {"start": 14.42, "end": 16.3, "text": "and people are buying it."}, {"start": 16.3, "end": 18.44, "text": "Capitalism finally did it."}, {"start": 18.44, "end": 21.7, "text": "Put a price on breathing and we all said fine."}, {"start": 29.78, "end": 33.18, "text": "A study found Gen Z can't read a clock with hands on it."}, {"start": 33.18, "end": 34.38, "text": "The round ones."}, {"start": 34.38, "end": 36.18, "text": "So if civilization collapses,"}, {"start": 36.18, "end": 39.3, "text": "they won't even know what time it ended."}, {"start": 39.3, "end": 48.29, "text": "Honestly, mercy."}, {"start": 48.29, "end": 52.21, "text": "New I can clone your voice from three seconds of audio."}, {"start": 52.21, "end": 55.97, "text": "So if you get a call from the asking for money, it's not me."}, {"start": 55.97, "end": 57.13, "text": "It's never me."}, {"start": 57.13, "end": 58.37, "text": "I don't have money."}, {"start": 58.37, "end": 65.23, "text": "That's the tell."}, {"start": 65.23, "end": 68.39, "text": "Local Sacramento, a pothole on Highway 50,"}, {"start": 68.39, "end": 71.55, "text": "got so big the city gave it a name and a zip code."}, {"start": 71.55, "end": 83.06, "text": "residents say it's quieter than their actual neighbor."}, {"start": 83.06, "end": 85.82, "text": "Business news, Jesse."}, {"start": 85.82, "end": 88.78, "text": "The hammers cleaning company got a five star review"}, {"start": 88.78, "end": 93.06, "text": "that just read, I'm scared, but my house is clean."}, {"start": 93.06, "end": 94.94, "text": "Jesse framed it."}, {"start": 94.94, "end": 103.67, "text": "Hungered in the truck calls it a testimonial."}, {"start": 103.67, "end": 104.55, "text": "That's the news."}, {"start": 104.55, "end": 105.43, "text": "They're selling air."}, {"start": 105.43, "end": 109.07, "text": "The kids can't read clocks and Jesse frames his threats."}, {"start": 109.07, "end": 111.9, "text": "I'm Tony."}, {"start": 111.9, "end": 113.02, "text": "I'm Benny."}, {"start": 113.02, "end": 113.98, "text": "Good night."}, {"start": 113.98, "end": 119.25, "text": "Breathe free while you still can."}, {"start": 119.25, "end": 122.65, "text": "Red line news, filthy true zero fucks kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLive from bombed.app, the red line news, your anchors Tony and Benny. I'm Tony. I'm Benny, top story. A company selling bottled air for 40 bucks a can and people are buying it. Capitalism finally did it. Put a price on breathing and we all said fine. A study found Gen Z can't read a clock with hands on it. The round ones. So if civilization collapses, they won't even know what time it ended. Honestly, mercy. New I can clone your voice from three seconds of audio. So if you get a call from the asking for money, it's not me. It's never me. I don't have money. That's the tell. Local Sacramento, a pothole on Highway 50, got so big the city gave it a name and a zip code. residents say it's quieter than their actual neighbor. Business news, Jesse. The hammers cleaning company got a five star review that just read, I'm scared, but my house is clean. Jesse framed it. Hungered in the truck calls it a testimonial. That's the news. They're selling air. The kids can't read clocks and Jesse frames his threats. I'm Tony. I'm Benny. Good night. Breathe free while you still can. Red line news, filthy true zero fucks kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}