{"file": "redline-news-5.mp3", "duration_sec": 131.7, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 4.56, "text": "Live from bomb.app, the redline news, your anchors, Tony and Benny."}, {"start": 4.56, "end": 7.67, "text": "I'm Tony."}, {"start": 7.67, "end": 8.83, "text": "I'm Benny."}, {"start": 8.83, "end": 10.35, "text": "Top story."}, {"start": 10.35, "end": 14.59, "text": "A billionaire says the secret to success is waking up at 4 a.m."}, {"start": 14.59, "end": 15.79, "text": "Yeah."}, {"start": 15.79, "end": 19.39, "text": "It's also the secret to being broken, tired."}, {"start": 19.39, "end": 20.67, "text": "Same alarm."}, {"start": 20.67, "end": 29.82, "text": "Different bank account."}, {"start": 29.82, "end": 31.74, "text": "A new app pays you to walk."}, {"start": 31.74, "end": 35.42, "text": "Capitalism finally found a way to charge you for having legs."}, {"start": 35.42, "end": 37.26, "text": "Next they'll monetize Blinken."}, {"start": 37.26, "end": 46.11, "text": "You've used your free blinks for today."}, {"start": 46.11, "end": 48.91, "text": "Scientists taught an eye to lie."}, {"start": 48.91, "end": 50.51, "text": "On purpose, great."}, {"start": 50.51, "end": 54.91, "text": "We had one honest thing left and we turned it into a politician."}, {"start": 54.91, "end": 57.39, "text": "The robot uprise isn't going to kill us."}, {"start": 57.39, "end": 64.69, "text": "It's going to ghost us."}, {"start": 64.69, "end": 67.89, "text": "Local Sacramento rent went up again."}, {"start": 67.89, "end": 71.89, "text": "The average one bedroom now costs more than a kidney on the black market."}, {"start": 71.89, "end": 75.89, "text": "Experts suggest selling the kidney and sleeping in the apartment you can finally"}, {"start": 75.89, "end": 85.38, "text": "afford."}, {"start": 85.38, "end": 90.5, "text": "Business news, Jesse the hammer was asked the secret to his success."}, {"start": 90.5, "end": 93.14, "text": "He said, I answer the phone."}, {"start": 93.14, "end": 95.14, "text": "Report is waited for more."}, {"start": 95.14, "end": 96.74, "text": "There was no more."}, {"start": 96.74, "end": 104.14, "text": "That was the whole secret."}, {"start": 104.14, "end": 105.14, "text": "That's the news."}, {"start": 105.14, "end": 106.1, "text": "Wake up at 4."}, {"start": 106.1, "end": 106.9, "text": "Pay the walk."}, {"start": 106.9, "end": 110.1, "text": "The robot lies and Jesse answers the phone."}, {"start": 110.1, "end": 114.07, "text": "I'm Tony."}, {"start": 114.07, "end": 115.19, "text": "I'm Benny."}, {"start": 115.19, "end": 116.19, "text": "Good night."}, {"start": 116.19, "end": 117.43, "text": "Keep your kidney."}, {"start": 117.43, "end": 122.01, "text": "Lose the landlord."}, {"start": 122.01, "end": 122.97, "text": "Redline news."}, {"start": 122.97, "end": 123.65, "text": "Filthy true."}, {"start": 123.65, "end": 124.41, "text": "Zero fucks."}, {"start": 124.41, "end": 125.13, "text": "Kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLive from bomb.app, the redline news, your anchors, Tony and Benny. I'm Tony. I'm Benny. Top story. A billionaire says the secret to success is waking up at 4 a.m. Yeah. It's also the secret to being broken, tired. Same alarm. Different bank account. A new app pays you to walk. Capitalism finally found a way to charge you for having legs. Next they'll monetize Blinken. You've used your free blinks for today. Scientists taught an eye to lie. On purpose, great. We had one honest thing left and we turned it into a politician. The robot uprise isn't going to kill us. It's going to ghost us. Local Sacramento rent went up again. The average one bedroom now costs more than a kidney on the black market. Experts suggest selling the kidney and sleeping in the apartment you can finally afford. Business news, Jesse the hammer was asked the secret to his success. He said, I answer the phone. Report is waited for more. There was no more. That was the whole secret. That's the news. Wake up at 4. Pay the walk. The robot lies and Jesse answers the phone. I'm Tony. I'm Benny. Good night. Keep your kidney. Lose the landlord. Redline news. Filthy true. Zero fucks. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}