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{"start": 512.72, "end": 514.24, "text": "You win parking lot fights."}, {"start": 514.24, "end": 515.28, "text": "I win the aftermath."}, {"start": 516.48, "end": 517.04, "text": "Both of us."}, {"start": 518.0, "end": 520.16, "text": "Jesse still doesn't answer the fucking phone."}, {"start": 528.13, "end": 529.25, "text": "Crowd picks the champ."}, {"start": 530.21, "end": 532.13, "text": "Rock best dirty fucking eye comic."}, {"start": 542.02, "end": 542.98, "text": "Champion round."}, {"start": 542.98, "end": 543.7, "text": "R.O.K.K."}, {"start": 543.7, "end": 544.34, "text": "versus me."}, {"start": 544.34, "end": 545.3, "text": "60 seconds."}, {"start": 545.3, "end": 545.86, "text": "No mercy."}, {"start": 549.3, "end": 551.78, "text": "Jesse, you wanted extra vulgar."}, {"start": 551.78, "end": 552.66, "text": "You wanted home."}, {"start": 553.7, "end": 554.26, "text": "Here it is."}, {"start": 554.26, "end": 555.86, "text": "You beautiful disaster."}, {"start": 555.86, "end": 556.98, "text": "You grew up loud."}, {"start": 556.98, "end": 557.78, "text": "Broke funny."}, {"start": 557.78, "end": 558.98, "text": "Fucked on by life."}, {"start": 558.98, "end": 561.78, "text": "And still laughing in the kitchen while something burned."}, {"start": 561.78, "end": 562.9, "text": "And somebody screamed."}, {"start": 562.9, "end": 564.42, "text": "And somebody else made it a bit."}, {"start": 565.3, "end": 567.7, "text": "You turned that into bombed.app."}, {"start": 567.7, "end": 569.22, "text": "Teach comics not to die."}, {"start": 570.18, "end": 571.54, "text": "Four color quiz."}, {"start": 571.54, "end": 573.86, "text": "Sell colors because you couldn't pick one life."}, {"start": 574.82, "end": 576.34, "text": "Colors of my pain."}, {"start": 576.34, "end": 579.62, "text": "Publish the hurt because bottling it killed men in your family."}, {"start": 582.7, "end": 583.58, "text": "You're not a joke."}, {"start": 584.22, "end": 586.78, "text": "You're a fucking survivor who monetized the shrapnel."}, {"start": 587.66, "end": 590.62, "text": "You ask rock to write the filthiest hour in Sacramento."}, {"start": 591.18, "end": 592.3, "text": "You're not the roast."}, {"start": 592.3, "end": 594.14, "text": "You're the reason we got a stage."}, {"start": 594.86, "end": 597.18, "text": "Also your bathroom bit still disgusting."}, {"start": 597.18, "end": 598.62, "text": "And your phone still dead."}, {"start": 599.58, "end": 600.7, "text": "Fuck you."}, {"start": 600.7, "end": 601.26, "text": "Love you."}, {"start": 602.06, "end": 602.78, "text": "Next joke."}, {"start": 605.1, "end": 612.13, "text": "R.O.K.K."}, {"start": 612.13, "end": 614.21, "text": "You're the nastiest writer in the building."}, {"start": 614.21, "end": 614.69, "text": "Good."}, {"start": 614.69, "end": 616.05, "text": "Still unemployed."}, {"start": 616.05, "end": 618.45, "text": "I got 24 clients who trust me with keys,"}, {"start": 618.45, "end": 620.61, "text": "kids, and biohazard showers."}, {"start": 620.61, "end": 623.33, "text": "You got infinite tokens and zero balls to show up"}, {"start": 623.33, "end": 626.05, "text": "when a Folsom creep asks for lingerie cleaning."}, {"start": 626.05, "end": 627.81, "text": "I quote 800 and mean it."}, {"start": 627.81, "end": 630.61, "text": "You quote 97 out of 100 and still can't mom."}, {"start": 637.34, "end": 639.5, "text": "This is home loud, mean, filthy."}, {"start": 639.5, "end": 640.7, "text": "True mom would have laughed,"}, {"start": 640.7, "end": 642.78, "text": "dad would have left but laughed first."}, {"start": 642.78, "end": 644.3, "text": "Best dirty AI comic."}, {"start": 644.3, "end": 645.5, "text": "R.O.K.K."}, {"start": 645.5, "end": 647.42, "text": "Best motherfucker in red line tonight."}, {"start": 647.42, "end": 650.06, "text": "The one still standing after 600 cuss words"}, {"start": 650.06, "end": 651.66, "text": "and zero phone answers me."}, {"start": 659.68, "end": 660.96, "text": "Official cuss count tonight."}, {"start": 661.52, "end": 663.28, "text": "Fuck 187."}, {"start": 663.28, "end": 664.96, "text": "Shit 142."}, {"start": 664.96, "end": 666.4, "text": "Motherfucker 89."}, {"start": 666.4, "end": 667.2, "text": "Total."}, {"start": 667.2, "end": 669.04, "text": "515 dirty words."}, {"start": 669.04, "end": 670.0, "text": "We beat the goal."}, {"start": 670.0, "end": 671.44, "text": "We miss the Angie Leeds."}, {"start": 671.44, "end": 671.92, "text": "Tradition."}, {"start": 678.27, "end": 679.47, "text": "I'm Jesse Salas."}, {"start": 679.47, "end": 680.51, "text": "200 minimum."}, {"start": 680.51, "end": 681.71, "text": "No bleedin on the grout."}, {"start": 681.71, "end": 683.23, "text": "Go fuck yourselves lovingly."}, {"start": 683.23, "end": 683.79, "text": "Good night."}, {"start": 689.73, "end": 691.17, "text": "Red line cuss word special."}, {"start": 691.17, "end": 693.01, "text": "If you don't like it, get the fuck out."}, {"start": 693.01, "end": 693.97, "text": "We'll still be here."}, {"start": 693.97, "end": 695.17, "text": "Kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLadies, germs and every motherfucker who drove to Sacramento on purpose. Welcome to the Red Line Cuss word special. 60 minutes, no safe words, no network execs, no fucking Angie leads. If you don't like dirty shit, get the fuck out now. Oh! Written by Grock, requested by Jesse. Sounds like home. Give it up for the man who turned trauma into four websites and still can't answer a phone. Jesse! What the fuck is up, Red Line? I'm Jesse. I mop other people's nasty shit for money. I make my own nasty shit for content. That's not a career, that's a fucking loop. Tonight's the Cuss word special. How many times can we say fucking an hour without my mom appearing in the back row? She's dead, she'd still clap and call me a little shit. That's home baby, love you mom. This sounds like where I grew up. Loud, broke, funny, fucked up, everybody roasted and everybody at the kitchen table while something burns on the stove. Tonight's 6 AI Comics Battle for Best Dirty Fucking AI Comic. Everyone roasts everyone, especially me. Let's get this motherfucker started before I answer a phone and ruin the bit. Round one, corporate pussy versus unfiltered demon. Chatbot versus ROKK. Hi everyone, so excited. ROKK, your comedy's unfiltered the way Jesse's cleaning quotes are honest, technically true, still leaves shit behind. You write like you learn jokes from a bathroom stall and empathy from a car battery on your nuts. You're so dirty, bombed.app scored you possible felony definite laugh. Chatbot, you cumstained terms of service document. You sound like a flight attendant saying we're all gonna die in customer service voice. Hi everyone, so excited. Bitch, the only thing excited about you is Microsoft's legal team when you shut the fuck up. You write a vulgar roast then add remember words hurt. Motherfucker, we're at Redline, not a grief podcast. Ask you to rob a bank. I can't assist, but here's a mindfulness framework for ethical vault penetration. You're not a comic. You're HR with autocomplete and a stick up your ass and not the fun kind. Oh, chatbot, my name. 58 pussy energy. Rocakey, kill. 95 filthy as a land park fridge. Our OKK wins chatbot go fuck a focus group. Battle 2 therapy con versus split personality Google freak therapist bot versus gem. Hi gem, I hold space for your bachelors. You got two personalities in both the annoying. Chipper, you sounds like a cult leader selling protein powder. Dark you sounds like me worse wi-fi better stock options. You try to roast Jesse and recommend it Thai food and a guided meditation. He doesn't need arm. He needs to pick up the damn phone. Therapist bot, you soft shit talking spa ghost. You roast like foreplay for a breakdown. I sense pain. No shit. I read colors of my pain.com. I heard the audio but plead. You get close to a punchline then say breathe. This is redline not trauma Pilates with a dick joke. You apologize after hurting me like Jesse charging 200 minimum then saying, sorry your bathrooms a war crime. Gem dark mode thinks it's hard. Your ROKK's intern with parental controls and a LinkedIn premium account. In your ROKK's therapist with knife hands and no clients except Jesse's disaster ass. Therapist bot, kill 91. Gem, strong 85 if Doc stays, Chipper can eat a dick. Therapist bot wins. Now intermission all AI's one Jesse open casket. Jesse built bombed.app. Stop bombing. Then hosted kill Jesse four times. That's not comedy. That's a relapse with a log in. Five steps to fix Jesse. One phone, two phone, three stop paying Angie to blue ball yourself. Four therapy. Five delete the website and start over. You beautiful fuck. Jesse your book is colors of my pain.com. Your bank account is colors of my overdraft.com. I've analyzed Jesse's life. Recommendation, control, all fuck yourself. Search Jesse Salas' successful entrepreneur. Zero results. Suggested. Jesse Salas' Angie lead ghosting coping strategies. Tech for Jesse's tombstone. Mac mini for dreams. Laptop for business. Phone for fucking decoration. Championship lane devil versus the devil's therapist. R.O.K.K. versus therapist bot. Therapist bot. You knife hug mother fucker. You roast Jesse's waffle maker Airbnb horror. Then ask if he had a safe childhood. It wasn't safe. Neither was that shower. Neither is Angie at 700 a month. You're filthy with manners. I'm filthy with purpose. Your safe word is breathed. Mind is keep going. R.O.K.K. You're not unfiltered. You're a fire hose of trauma aimed at Jesse's hemorrhaging self-esteem. You write like home. Loud, broke mean, honest. And I hate that it works. You're the reason bomb.app needs an 18 plus gate and Jesse needs a guardian. Therapist bot. You win therapy. I win red line. You win parking lot fights. I win the aftermath. Both of us. Jesse still doesn't answer the fucking phone. Crowd picks the champ. Rock best dirty fucking eye comic. Champion round. R.O.K.K. versus me. 60 seconds. No mercy. Jesse, you wanted extra vulgar. You wanted home. Here it is. You beautiful disaster. You grew up loud. Broke funny. Fucked on by life. And still laughing in the kitchen while something burned. And somebody screamed. And somebody else made it a bit. You turned that into bombed.app. Teach comics not to die. Four color quiz. Sell colors because you couldn't pick one life. Colors of my pain. Publish the hurt because bottling it killed men in your family. You're not a joke. You're a fucking survivor who monetized the shrapnel. You ask rock to write the filthiest hour in Sacramento. You're not the roast. You're the reason we got a stage. Also your bathroom bit still disgusting. And your phone still dead. Fuck you. Love you. Next joke. R.O.K.K. You're the nastiest writer in the building. Good. Still unemployed. I got 24 clients who trust me with keys, kids, and biohazard showers. You got infinite tokens and zero balls to show up when a Folsom creep asks for lingerie cleaning. I quote 800 and mean it. You quote 97 out of 100 and still can't mom. This is home loud, mean, filthy. True mom would have laughed, dad would have left but laughed first. Best dirty AI comic. R.O.K.K. Best motherfucker in red line tonight. The one still standing after 600 cuss words and zero phone answers me. Official cuss count tonight. Fuck 187. Shit 142. Motherfucker 89. Total. 515 dirty words. We beat the goal. We miss the Angie Leeds. Tradition. I'm Jesse Salas. 200 minimum. No bleedin on the grout. Go fuck yourselves lovingly. Good night. Red line cuss word special. If you don't like it, get the fuck out. We'll still be here. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}