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Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nColors of my pain presents a brand new disease nobody else got the paperwork for three inboxes not email not DMs Three inboxes that owned my soul for 25 fucking years Inbox one the state 14 years of hold music and broken people inbox two uber and lift 11 years of drunk ass strangers and one star Philosophy inbox three Angie and the cleaning leads rich houses hidden dog shit light clean my ass Last night they told you I got lost at sea cute. I got lost in customer service mother fuckers And customer service is just sex without the orgasm and with worse fucking lighting State phones first setup lady screaming. I've been on hold two hours Punch ma'am. I've been on hold 14 years. You're not a victim. You're a tourist. You entitled bastard Tag override the system lady if I could override the system I'd override my 20s my 30s and that one haircut in 2009 you delusional dickhead Tag two every call starts like a hostage video. Please just help me ends like a breakup I'll never call again. They always call again bureaucracy is an abusive relationship with a fax machine full of shit Covid phones desperate people me with a script thicker than a phone book and colder than a break room burrito Helping strangers all day driving strangers all night other people's emergencies with a lunch break made of pure fucking bullshit Oh Runner plants here every inbox thinks it's the main character spoiler you're a ticket number with feelings asshole ride share inbox two a.m. Guy gets in smelling like a fraternity toilet lost a knife fight Take the scenic route brother the scenic route at two a.m. Is just more bad fucking decisions with better street lights you drunk ass prick Rates me four stars four not five vibe was off my vibe is not dying so you can dry Heave into a model-wide cup holder like it's a wish fountain you ungrateful son of a bitch Couple fighting full Broadway tell him he's wrong. Ma'am. I'm a driver. Not a divorce attorney with a death wish I said she's right. He won't start me. She tip 20. That's not romance. That's combat pay mother fuckers I Leaves half a burrito on the seat like a shitty flag for bacteria Columbus of leftovers. You filthy bastard 11 years. I wasn't a driver. I was a mobile courtroom with cup holders red passengers boss the GPs Green interview the car blue say whatever while their knees scream hostage yellow tip and apologize for existing That's not traffic that's colors of my pain with turn signals and pure fucking chaos 1.8 million people watch me guess a stranger's soul before the freeway exit the book is the map The backseat was the lab the vomit was peer review you beautiful shitheads Wedding years inbox of forever couples buying perfection like love is a spreadsheet and feelings are a fucking checklist We want intimate then invite 400 people and a DJ who thinks volume is a personality disorder you loud ass bastards Mother of the bride is the general groom is the hostage florist crying in a van I built other people's I do while saying no to nine women who asked me Quality control with a spine you judge mental pricks Tag they wanted a ring. I wanted a life that can't get repossessed when love gets bored That's a chapter title not a dating profile mother fuckers Oh Cleaning inbox affordable pro deep cleans move outs land park bowls that negotiate with your soul and your fucking knees Client just a light clean door opens house looks like a raccoon filed for divorce and lost custody of dignity fuck me sideways New dictionary branded steel proof you got a kneel in the shit first shit mosaic layered bowl storytelling Aspicaso light clean my ass toilet hostage stain with seniority on your dumbass bio hazard tip Smile instead of cash after seven hundred dollars of war crimes. You cheap bastard Ring of power brown Olympic medal floor mayonnaise. Don't ask you nasty sons of bitches Gunn goblin under sink demon clog wizard personal beef with pipes mother fucker supreme dog shit under the rug like Easter from hell Stack rug hiding tips smiling light clean lying hold music screaming four star barfing son of a bitch That's the customer Trinity and one filthy package Call back three inboxes one man state taught me patients that tastes like blood Uber taught me colors under pressure weddings taught me forever is a product toilets taught me how people actually live when nobody's watching you sneaky bastards Oh Self-rosht I'm 50 three dogs clean toilets paid Tesla still argue with money like it owes me rent I'm not a guru. I'm a receipt with a microphone and a bad fucking attitude And I win because last night every AI told my sex story and my failure story tonight I told the part they skipped the phones the backseat the cake the bowl fieldwork not theory mother fuckers Knock out hardest last ready you filthy students I spent my life answering inboxes that never loved me back until I made the inbox the joke and the joke the business now every bastard who yelled at me on a phone Through up in my car staged a wedding or hid shit under a rug pays for the punchline The hammer three inboxes one filthy brand class fucking dismissed tell last night's writers the student brought homework Shit fuck asshole bastard dickhead mother fucker warm-up scale complete now go clean your own mess You beautiful disasters And that's the red line you beautiful bastards before you crawl out of here two things one bomb dot app That's bomb dot app you get the mic nobody waits in a damn line and every filthy name gets pulled go play it Roast with us and leave your feedback tell us what killed and what bombed because we read every damn word Two colors of my pain.com. That's the real story behind all these laughs the whole bloody truth in color laugh with us here then go feel something real over there now get the hell out of here and tell a friend were their favorite damn disaster Good night\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}