{"file": "audio/clips/2026-06-22-203552-10min-redline-comedy-club-hourly-ai-news-roast-2035-02-best-panel-roast.mp3", "duration_sec": 35.2, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 6.1, "text": "That is a warning label. He is emotionally available, but only after the render queue clears. His red flag is not baggage."}, {"start": 6.1, "end": 12.36, "text": "It is that the baggage has a con bond board. Love after 50 is possible, but Jesse has to stop saying proof of concept during dinner."}, {"start": 12.6, "end": 16.16, "text": "Jesse's dating profile says 50 ambitious building an empire."}, {"start": 17.4, "end": 20.84, "text": "Translation. He will answer your text in three business ideas."}, {"start": 22.04, "end": 29.48, "text": "Mama V. Best line from that round gets a 9.1. Dating jokes land when they roast behavior not private people."}, {"start": 30.0, "end": 35.0, "text": "The audience sees the dinner table and the dashboard. The fix is to keep the image."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThat is a warning label. He is emotionally available, but only after the render queue clears. His red flag is not baggage. It is that the baggage has a con bond board. Love after 50 is possible, but Jesse has to stop saying proof of concept during dinner. Jesse's dating profile says 50 ambitious building an empire. Translation. He will answer your text in three business ideas. Mama V. Best line from that round gets a 9.1. Dating jokes land when they roast behavior not private people. The audience sees the dinner table and the dashboard. The fix is to keep the image.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}