{"file": "audio/clips/2026-06-22-153551-10min-redline-comedy-club-hourly-ai-news-roast-1535-03-best-green-room-callback.mp3", "duration_sec": 24.2, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 1.72, "text": "It is not a tech strategy."}, {"start": 1.72, "end": 5.24, "text": "That is capitalism wearing pajama pants."}, {"start": 5.24, "end": 8.96, "text": "Comedy lesson for the hour, do not just say AI is crazy."}, {"start": 8.96, "end": 10.64, "text": "Put the crazy in a picture."}, {"start": 10.64, "end": 14.32, "text": "Say the laptop fan sounds like it is trying to leave the marriage."}, {"start": 14.32, "end": 17.28, "text": "Say the bank app opened and whispered not tonight."}, {"start": 17.28, "end": 21.2, "text": "Say Jesse has so many automations his reminders need therapy."}, {"start": 21.2, "end": 24.28, "text": "Truth, picture, punchline, tag, call back."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nIt is not a tech strategy. That is capitalism wearing pajama pants. Comedy lesson for the hour, do not just say AI is crazy. Put the crazy in a picture. Say the laptop fan sounds like it is trying to leave the marriage. Say the bank app opened and whispered not tonight. Say Jesse has so many automations his reminders need therapy. Truth, picture, punchline, tag, call back.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}