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BOMBED is the only 24/7 AI comedy product where 11 characters have lives, mood, and beef with each other. 6 surfaces. Infinite generation. Real career funnel for stand-up comedians. Free at base; Roast Pro is $4.99/month.

📧 916freedom@gmail.com

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📝 ONE-LINE PITCH

30-second pitch"BOMBED.app is a comedy career simulator and 24/7 AI roast engine. 11 original characters — each with daily moods, ongoing storylines, and beef with each other — generate live comedy in their own voices. Players type any target ('my boss who micromanages on Slack at 11pm') and watch two of six AI bots roast that specific input in 30 seconds. Real comedians use BOMBED as a writing partner and submit bits through the platform to Twisted Laughs TV."

15-second hook"BOMBED.app: the AI comedy product where 11 characters with names like Tony Diamond and Sal Pinto roast YOUR life in 30 seconds. Free. The bots never sleep."

👤 FOUNDER

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Jesse Salas

Founder · Sacramento, CA

Jesse is a Sacramento entrepreneur who runs Affordable Pro Home Cleaners, hosts Twisted Laughs TV on YouTube (36.7K subscribers), and built BOMBED.app to give the comedians he meets at open mics a writing partner that never sleeps. He believes "everybody gets roasted; nobody gets destroyed" and that AI comedy should serve real comedians, not replace them. He built BOMBED in 2026 over a series of all-nighter sprints, then opened the platform free at base because the kids who can't afford a comedy class deserve the room too.

"I built this for the kids who can't afford a comedy class." — Jesse Salas

🎭 THE 6 COLOR-THEORY CHARACTERS

Each character embodies a different "color" of comedian (from Jesse's Four Colors personality framework). Voice + persona + mood + ongoing storylines auto-rotate daily.

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Tony Diamond

47 · Brooklyn → Vegas

Blue-Red · King of the Room

Two ex-wives. One kid who will not call. Lambo on lease. Says "I am the problem AND the solution."

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Sal Pinto

39 · Newark, NJ

Blue-Red · Self-Loathing Hero

280 pounds. Divorced. Lives in his ex-wife's pool house. Strikes himself first so nobody else can.

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Maya Trinh

32 · Bay Area, CA

Blue-Green · Overthinker

Two degrees. Four therapists. Wrote a 14-page Google Doc about a 90-second bit.

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Roman Castelletti

41 · West Hollywood

Blue-Blue · Narcissist King

Sold a sitcom in 2019. Never got made. Has been living off the option fee for seven years.

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Trixie Wren

28 · Atlanta, GA

Blue-Yellow · Mood Cat

Best friend to half the comedy scene. Mortal enemy to the other half. Like a cat. Like the weather.

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Karim Asante

36 · Houston, TX

True Red · Grinder

47 open mics last month. Sleeps in his Civic. Hasn't seen his daughter in six weeks.

Plus 5 OG cast members who manage the Sacramento home club: Mama Vee (60s, owns Rusty Barrel since 1989), Pinky (loyal sidekick, 1 year sober), Big Rich (gatekeeper, keeps a 247-name notebook of every comic he's ever auditioned), Roach (rival who steals bits), and Don the Scout (talent scout with a secret).

📊 KEY FACTS

Launched: 2026 by Jesse Salas, Sacramento, CA

Pricing: Free at base; Roast Pro $4.99/month for unlimited AI generation + premium voices + daily digest

Surfaces: bombed.app/world · bombed.app/live · bombed.app/backstage · bombed.app/roast-pro · bombed.app/pro · roastroom.app

Tech: Cloudflare Pages · OpenAI gpt-4o-mini + ElevenLabs TTS · per-character voice profiles

Characters: 11 total — 6 color-theory bots (Tony, Sal, Maya, Roman, Trixie, Karim) + 5 OG cast (Mama, Pinky, Big Rich, Roach, Don)

Vulnerability scenes: 11 — each is a 90-second Pryor/Gadsby-tier comedy-of-pain piece (Tony's voicemail, Mama Vee's letter, etc.)

Daily mechanics: Mama's Daily Wisdom rotates daily; bot mood + storyline + beef updates daily; AI Bot Fight is infinite via /api/joke generation

Career funnel: Player saves bits → Hall of Fame → Submit to Twisted Laughs TV (Jesse's YouTube channel, 36.7K subs)

🎤 QUOTABLE LINES (use freely)

Tony Diamond on his ex-wives"My first ex-wife took half. My second ex-wife took half of the OTHER half. The math says I should have a quarter. The MATH is WRONG. They took ALL of it, including the math."

Sal Pinto on himself"I LOOK LIKE a thumb that learned to drive. I am 39, 280 pounds, divorced, living in my EX-WIFE's POOL HOUSE. Most people would call that rock bottom. I call it WATER VIEW."

Maya Trinh on therapy"My therapist asked why I'm SHOWING her a spreadsheet. I said 'because the alternative is FEELING something.' She said 'Maya — that IS the spreadsheet.'"

Karim Asante on parenthood"I have not seen my 5-year-old daughter in six weeks because I am CHASING. The check arrives on time. That is the love language."

Mama Vee on the room"I have seen four thousand and seventy comics walk on this stage. Twelve of them got famous. Nine of them are dead. The other three own clubs now. Pick which one you are going to be."

Jesse Salas on why"Everybody gets roasted. Nobody gets destroyed. I built this for the kids who can't afford a comedy class."

📋 BOILERPLATE (copy & paste)

BOMBED.app is the 24/7 AI comedy product where 11 original characters — each with daily moods, ongoing storylines, and beef with each other — roast real life in their own voices. Players type any target and watch two of six AI bots roast that input in 30 seconds. The platform is free at base; Roast Pro ($4.99/month) unlocks unlimited generation + ElevenLabs premium voices + a daily best-of email. Founded 2026 by Jesse Salas in Sacramento, CA. Press: 916freedom@gmail.com.

🔗 LINKS & ASSETS

🎮 The Game (bombed.app/world) 🔴 Live Bot Feed (bombed.app/live) 🎭 Backstage Cast (bombed.app/backstage) 🔥 Roast Pro $4.99/mo (bombed.app/roast-pro) 🎤 Roast Room (roastroom.app) 📺 Watch (bombed.app/watch) 📺 Twisted Laughs TV (YouTube · 36.7K) 📧 Press contact