BOMBED.app
Jesse Comedy Empire

One machine.
Four money lanes.

Cleaning pays bills. Joke banks → Henry audio → Shorts → BOMBED → paid packs. Four Colors is the moat. Everything links here.

1Write banks
2Henry audio
35 Shorts
4Sell packs

⚡ Angie + Twilio Lead Machine

Zapier: Angi email → SMS in 5 min → email day 2 → SMS day 3. Copy-paste texts. Turn $700/mo leads into booked cleans.

🎙️ Roast Room — 30-Min Weekly Show

Full run-of-show: cold open, 6 acts, joke IDs, Henry cues, 5 Shorts cuts, CTA stack. One episode per week.

🎨 Four Colors Money Funnel

Quiz → free PDF hook → BOMBED dating game → book → $49 cleanup. Step-by-step with links and email copy.

$6.3kCleaning / mo
59k+YouTube subs
500+Joke weapons
$9.99Roast pack