# THE PANEL DESTROYS JESSE

Purpose: Dirty roast battle version for Redline Comedy Club.

Format:
- Panel roasts Jesse.
- Jesse takes the hit.
- Jesse fires back with one stronger line.
- AI Henry ends with a technical failure button.

Panel targets:
- Jesse turned 50 and bought server errors instead of a Corvette.
- His midlife crisis has a login screen.
- Four Colors is Jesse trying to put name tags on his inner riot.
- Dating Jesse after 50 is signing a waiver with Wi-Fi.
- His AI assistant says "done" like it hid the evidence.
- His cleaning business taught him what people do to toilets when nobody loves them.
- His trauma has a logo, URL, and payment processor.

Battle closer:
Jesse: You can roast me all night. I already survived the source material.

AI Henry: Great news, Jesse. I have completed the roast battle.

Button:
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