# REDLINE ROAST ROOM: JESSE GETS COOKED

Purpose: BOMBED audio episode / game cutscene.

Cast:
- Jesse: takes the roast, fires back, lands the closer.
- Roach: fast dirty tags, calls out weak excuses.
- Mama Vee: room boss, blunt verdicts, keeps the jokes honest.
- Bartender: tired one-liners, money and bad-decision tags.
- AI Henry: helpful, slightly too confident, occasionally says the worst possible summary.
- Crowd: laughs, groans, turns when the punchline gets real.

Cold open:
Welcome to Redline Comedy Club, the roast room inside BOMBED. Tonight Jesse Hammer gets cooked by the life he built: dating after 50, dirty houses, AI agents, bad habits, and a memoir that has more chapters than his browser has tabs.

Core beats:
1. Jesse enters as the willing target.
2. Roach roasts Colors of My Pain as trauma with a checkout page.
3. Mama Vee forces the joke to have setup, turn, punch, and a reason to exist.
4. Bartender hits dating, bills, and bad decisions.
5. AI Henry tries to help and accidentally admits the audio button is broken.
6. Jesse fires back: everybody bombs, but he builds a stage.

Closer:
BOMBED: where bad decisions finally pay rent.